Famous Last Words

We've all heard these and many will put a smile on your face.
"I'll get a world record for this"
"Yes, it's fireproof"
"He's probably just hibernating"
"What does this button do?"
"It's probably just a rash"
"Are you sure that the power is off?"
"Pull the pin and count to what?"
"Which wire was I supposed to cut?"
"I wonder where the mother bear is?"
"It's OK, I've seen this done on TV"
"I think these are the good kind of mushrooms"
"I'll hold it and you light the fuse"
"Just let it down slowly"
"It's strong enough for both of us"
"This doesn't taste right"
"I can make the light before it changes"
"Nice doggie"
"I can do that with my eyes closed"
"Oh, I've done this before"
"Now watch this...."
Collected by Barry Thomsen, www.idealetter.com