10 Rules of Life

1. Never give yourself a haircut after drinking 3 alcohol beverages.
2. You need only 2 tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't use duct tape.
3.The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right".
4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5. When you make a mistake, made amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow when it's still warm.
6. If she says you are too good for her, believe her.
7. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance.
8. Living well is the best revenge to all your problems.
9. Be very nice to your friends and family. You never know when you will need them to empty your bedpan.
10.Never pay your bills on your deathbed.